Posted 4 hours ago

See what your followers think of you.

  1. BLACK = I would date you.
  2. GREEN = I think you’re cute.
  3. BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.
  4. GREY = I wish you would notice me.
  5. PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
  6. TEAL = We have a lot in common.
  7. YELLOW = FUCK ME.
  8. ORANGE = I don’t like your blog.
  9. BROWN = I don’t like you.
  10. PINK = I think you are unattractive.
  11. RED = I love you with a burning passion.
  12. WHITE = MARRY ME.
Posted 2 days ago
Posted 2 days ago
Posted 2 days ago

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

  • bop it
  • pull it
  • twist it
  • harder
  • better
  • faster
  • stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

Posted 3 days ago

Graduation (part 1)

Well, I guess this is the part where people start to get emotional and go all like “I WILL MISS YOU, STAY IN TOUCH” and etc.

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Posted 3 days ago

sollux:

DO YOU EVER WANNA MEET SOMEONE IN PERSON SO BAD YOU GET ALL EXCITED THINKING ABOUT IT AND MENTALLY PLAN OUT A DAY EVEN THOUGH ITS NEVER GONNA HAPPEN

(Source: manaphy)

Posted 3 days ago
Posted 3 days ago

Orchestra Banquet (Theme: Black and White)

Posted 3 days ago

What is Love?

If you have some time to spare, help me answer this question based on your experience. 

Posted 3 days ago

burningforgottensoul:

Time is a double edge remedy. If it doesn’t help you remember, it helps you forget.